To engage in the actions of a douche (or douche bag).
I cannot abide Dan's douchery.
by Jonnyguano August 15, 2005
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Douchery is douchebaggery which is merely tedious.

Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.
Jack: Check it - what kind of guy comes to a football game wearing a Vacheron watch? Douchebaggery!
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: <sigh> Douchery...
by Pipe Downn January 10, 2010
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The act or art of being a douche
Jacob is interupting this class with his douchery.
by master of dizaster December 12, 2007
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N. - An act of douche-like quality; a place where the art of douchery is practiced.

Alternate spelling: doucherie (archaic)
"I'm sick of working at this douchery."

"When you turned on me in that meeting - that was some serious douchery."

"Forsooth, latent asshole, thou hast wandered oft through the land of doucherie, where politician weaves his tale and pigeon doth shit on thy head."
- Lord Elbenworth

by Lord Cyrinald November 7, 2007
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verbal stupidity only comparitable to a used douche bag.
The douchery will never cease as long as humans have the capability to speak.
by EAH May 21, 2005
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did you see that guy just cut me off?!

yea, he committed a doucherie
by sunshine2010 February 4, 2010
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